Alec Baldwin's Publicity Stunt For's Tirade in Martin Scorcese's Lymelife

Wouldn't you love to know what's really going on behind the scenes in the oval office, the room where the lives of the people of earth are manipulated? Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall in the oval office? Not that flys can understand English but who's perfect?

There seems to be a web cam in every co-ed's dorm room in America so why isn't there one in the oval office? What are our puppet masters hiding from us? Why are American politicians campaigning for President 2 years before the election? Wouldn't a one month campaign be enough? Surely this campaign was designed to grind us all up into submission so that we will be too weak to oppose George Bush's imminent nuclear invasion of Iran. The minute he gets the funding he's going to push the button.

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We have allbeen thrust into a real live media controlled Gitmo with threats that if we aren't good little boys and girls we will be forced to watch Lucy reruns forever, Bill and Hillary and Chelsea back in the White House for another 8 years, 3000 days. Is America that lame that all we can come up with is Bushes and Clintons? Is there nobody out there? Why do bad things happen to good people? What did we do to deserve this Chinese water torture?

It used to be said that religion was the opium of the masses. As long As people were promised eternal paradise in the future for chanting "Mumbo Jumbo" their rulers could basically get away with anything during their short mortal years. It is because our lives on earth are so short that we don't really worry about what we do to the planet while we'rehere. We have more important things to do. When Bill Clinton was in office, no one knew where Afghanistan was. Now that America has occupied Afghanistan for five years, the source of 90% of the world's heroin, why haven't the troops uprooted "even one poppy plant?

America is suffering from collective ADD. We have the attention span of a deer tick. The war mongers who are fleecing us now have purchased the media. General Electric bought NBC Universal. Why don't they put rainbow colored peacocks on their fighter jet engines. The 72 members of the Saudi Royal family who own the Middle East and pay one dollar a barrel to get the oil out of their ground and then sell 10 million barrels a day to America for $ 65 a barrel, bought the Bush family with the profits. George Bush senior sits onthe board of the Saudi Royal family and the Carlysle Warmonger Corporation and the Saudi bin Laden family financed Junior's oil company. While nobody was looking the Saudi Royal family bought AOL Time Warner which owns CNN.

Like a magician the Sunni Saudi Royal family has diverted our attention from their latest orders to George Bush to capture Pope Iran for them. MSNBC the propaganda arm of GE warmonger, and CNN the propaganda arm of our true masters the Saud boys have diverted our attention from their destruction of our planet by the burning of oil with a massive all out 24/7 propaganda blitz entertainment starring Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead, Howard k. Stern, Virgie Arthur, Dannielynn Smith, Daniel Smith, Judge Larry Seidlin and Dr. Joshua Perper. Can't wear to Dr. Perperhat? His head has freaked us all out in a classic brainwashing technique.

Once the NBC ratings department saw that we were losing interest in the Anna Nicole Smith saga they used their own script with Don Imus to divert us again. The mistake they made with the Anna Nicole Smith story was the guest list at the funeral. Where were President Bush and Laura? Where was Queen Elizabeth? Where was Helen Mirren? Who were these dress designers and haidressers? They couldn't even get Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger to attend. This was when we knew that we had been had.

Alec Baldwin's Publicity Stunt For's Tirade in Martin Scorcese's Lymelife